WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO BLOGGY???
DIRTY EYED GIRLS!?
SERIOUSLY!?
wash your dirty, hairy armpits girl
or wash them after you're done playing with the presents we got you
*grins evil-y*
Monday, November 16, 2009
=.= jackie.
seriously. SERIOUSLY
YOU WRITE A BLOG BECAUSE DON TOLD YOU TO!?
i'm so cut.
like
very
very
deeply
cut.
you don't write a blog for your co-blogger but you...
=[
it's ok.
wait till you see what we got for your birthday.
*evil laugh*
YOU WRITE A BLOG BECAUSE DON TOLD YOU TO!?
i'm so cut.
like
very
very
deeply
cut.
you don't write a blog for your co-blogger but you...
=[
it's ok.
wait till you see what we got for your birthday.
*evil laugh*
Saturday, October 24, 2009
YEOW
we havent blogged in ages cos lazy lah..
exam starts toms for uwa dudes n exam starts in 2 weeks for curtin dudes..
today's entry? because don asked have u blogged yet.. no not yet.. wait im doing it right now.. so this can be dedicated for him.. i guesss...
HELLO DONNIE-MAN. oh wait no.. DONDERELLA.. hahahahahahahaha xD LOL! matches you :) so its all guuuuddddd... rite rite! yeaaaahhh.
TAEYANG IS AWESOME! piuhpiuhh...
exam starts toms for uwa dudes n exam starts in 2 weeks for curtin dudes..
today's entry? because don asked have u blogged yet.. no not yet.. wait im doing it right now.. so this can be dedicated for him.. i guesss...
HELLO DONNIE-MAN. oh wait no.. DONDERELLA.. hahahahahahahaha xD LOL! matches you :) so its all guuuuddddd... rite rite! yeaaaahhh.
TAEYANG IS AWESOME! piuhpiuhh...
Thursday, July 30, 2009
happy time =]
Because uni has started again =[
Because 8 am lectures with fob lecturers who say "teehhere muss beh noh zerrho uttherwisse zeh mahhtrii haa noh sohlutio" sucks.
Because having no choice but to overload otherwise you-are-not-fulfilling-the-requirements-of-this-degree sucks.
Because cold mornings are painful.
Dumb Warnings :
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Demazin Infant Drops
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Nytol Sleep Aid
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
This broom does not actually fly.
Harry Potter Toy Broom
Some assembly required.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
“Guess Who” Game
This product must be cooked before eating.
Swanson TV Dinners
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Hair Coloring
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Unknown Hairdryer
Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
Parking for drive-thru service only
McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY
Push handle down. Push door in.
Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX
Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
hehehe
coconut.
Because 8 am lectures with fob lecturers who say "teehhere muss beh noh zerrho uttherwisse zeh mahhtrii haa noh sohlutio" sucks.
Because having no choice but to overload otherwise you-are-not-fulfilling-the-requirements-of-this-degree sucks.
Because cold mornings are painful.
Dumb Warnings :
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Demazin Infant Drops
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Nytol Sleep Aid
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
This broom does not actually fly.
Harry Potter Toy Broom
Some assembly required.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
“Guess Who” Game
This product must be cooked before eating.
Swanson TV Dinners
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Hair Coloring
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Unknown Hairdryer
Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
Parking for drive-thru service only
McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY
Push handle down. Push door in.
Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX
Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
hehehe
coconut.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
dots & boredom
1. Thinking too much. It’s rather annoying, I have to say. Especially at 3 am in the morning, when all you want to do is fall into a dreamless sleep. There they are. The thoughts that just keep nagging away like some sleep-stealing pest. Perhaps we should have evolved an on/off switch for the non-vital areas of our brain. =.=
2. My phones decided to go swimming yesterday. As it turns out, sony ericsson’s have much better water-survival skills than samsung’s.
3. I still haven’t watched Transformers 2…or the first one. Partly because we didn’t want to ruin someone’s *cough* non-date *cough cough* with their *cough* brother-like *cough* friend.
4. We’ve established that too much of our money gets spent on food…more specifically bubble tea. I still lol at the fact hazelnut is a …special flavour (?) reserved only for certain special times. I guess artificial hazelnut flavouring is seasonal.
5. I think that at least half of my bubble tea spending should now be transferred to vodka-cruiser-spending. Still haven’t gotten around to the alcoholic bubble tea…or the cordial and vodka.
6. Caffeine pills! I think next time we should get the ones with nicotine too =P
7. Apparently I’ve built up a tolerance to red bull.
8. Walking too slow. Huh. There have been…a few complaints. Frankly I don’t see the purpose of walking fast (unless you were meant to be somewhere 10 minutes ago). Just look at me and mandy, we may walk slow…but still get to where we’re supposed to be…eventually =]
9. Sian alerted me to the fact there is an “I want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head” group on facebook. I think I would make a very worthy addition to that group.
10. My mum told me to get a job.
11. A mock video of Love Story must be made starring averil, vernice and some random as romeo-massive-sideburns-who-does-not-look-good-in-sixteenth-century-clothing.
12. Facebook could be a stalker’s best friend.
13. It’s amusing to watch people who think they can dance, dance.
14. It is also amusing how channel’s seven & nine have connoted news segments like perth’s first master chef and kiddy master chef in a pathetic attempt to copy master chef australia.
15. I admit to watching way too much day time tv. And so does vernice, who, over lunch taught us about some…weirdo chemical released during ovulation and that the higher your voice is, the more attractive you are.
16. The debate over the sexuality of the Ready Steady Cook host. Who’s shirt, I have to say appears to get tighter and tighter every time. However, I think it’s safe to say that we (now) know better than to judge gayness based on the colour/tightness/girlyness of one’s clothing and the way they act/speak.
17. My dear mother is also trying to convince my brother to buy skinny jeans because they would “suit him” and he has the right “body type”. And vernice is adamant that they will cause…I can’t remember. Something about a scrotum and mutated sperm.
18. Play count for I know aka the depression song has finally surpassed 600
19. A new depression song is needed
20. If anyone actually read on to this point, I apologise for wasting your time.
coconut.
2. My phones decided to go swimming yesterday. As it turns out, sony ericsson’s have much better water-survival skills than samsung’s.
3. I still haven’t watched Transformers 2…or the first one. Partly because we didn’t want to ruin someone’s *cough* non-date *cough cough* with their *cough* brother-like *cough* friend.
4. We’ve established that too much of our money gets spent on food…more specifically bubble tea. I still lol at the fact hazelnut is a …special flavour (?) reserved only for certain special times. I guess artificial hazelnut flavouring is seasonal.
5. I think that at least half of my bubble tea spending should now be transferred to vodka-cruiser-spending. Still haven’t gotten around to the alcoholic bubble tea…or the cordial and vodka.
6. Caffeine pills! I think next time we should get the ones with nicotine too =P
7. Apparently I’ve built up a tolerance to red bull.
8. Walking too slow. Huh. There have been…a few complaints. Frankly I don’t see the purpose of walking fast (unless you were meant to be somewhere 10 minutes ago). Just look at me and mandy, we may walk slow…but still get to where we’re supposed to be…eventually =]
9. Sian alerted me to the fact there is an “I want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head” group on facebook. I think I would make a very worthy addition to that group.
10. My mum told me to get a job.
11. A mock video of Love Story must be made starring averil, vernice and some random as romeo-massive-sideburns-who-does-not-look-good-in-sixteenth-century-clothing.
12. Facebook could be a stalker’s best friend.
13. It’s amusing to watch people who think they can dance, dance.
14. It is also amusing how channel’s seven & nine have connoted news segments like perth’s first master chef and kiddy master chef in a pathetic attempt to copy master chef australia.
15. I admit to watching way too much day time tv. And so does vernice, who, over lunch taught us about some…weirdo chemical released during ovulation and that the higher your voice is, the more attractive you are.
16. The debate over the sexuality of the Ready Steady Cook host. Who’s shirt, I have to say appears to get tighter and tighter every time. However, I think it’s safe to say that we (now) know better than to judge gayness based on the colour/tightness/girlyness of one’s clothing and the way they act/speak.
17. My dear mother is also trying to convince my brother to buy skinny jeans because they would “suit him” and he has the right “body type”. And vernice is adamant that they will cause…I can’t remember. Something about a scrotum and mutated sperm.
18. Play count for I know aka the depression song has finally surpassed 600
19. A new depression song is needed
20. If anyone actually read on to this point, I apologise for wasting your time.
coconut.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
!@#$%^&*()_ coz its pretty.
OK, so it seems like I haven’t blog since yonks ago, but now im bk in business :):) thank you coconut-san for taking responsibility of keeping this blog so nice and organized. ;)
Today my mood is … *drum rolls please* RANDOM! Hahahahaha, why is that? I dnoo… sleep deprived anddd been anti-socialising for the last couple of dayss.. felt awkward talking to peoplee on msn.. it feels like my first time talking to someone like woah cools wat shud I say nxt to impress them? But noott.. coz after 1 minute I got used to it agen… this is what you get for taking internet away from me you stupid exams!!!!!
Ever wonder why life is such a bitch? Well, I can tell you that if life is a slut.. (lol), it would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy tooooooooo smooooth andd… we wouldn’t experience those hardship we face in our day to day lives andd…probably wouldn’t be where we are now. Rite? I think so.. I guess.. hehehee… do u noe wat those bitches contains?? I can tell you for sure that one of them is economics. Economics can go screw itself, who wants to hear me ramble on import and exports and tariffs and subsidies and opportunity cost and game theory and monopoly, oligopoly, monopolistic competition and perfect competition? And wat is up with Ped = Price/(Pint – Price) where Pint is the D curve tht hits the price axis!? Whoooo caresss.. dun care about elasticity! And price discrimination.. omgg… stop it… its not fair to put a higher price on female haircuts, only because they are inelastic compared to male haircut why do u hav to put a higher price on females only because they are more willing to pay more for their hair!? Arghhhh…. Gayyyynesssss… well anywayyy.. if you are interesteddd.. go buy an economics book and read it urselff.. dun ask mee.. I noe nothing bout it, none at all :)
Mistakeeess. In life.. we make soooooooo many uberly duperly extremely lots of mistakes…and ofcourse one would wish that we have never done that mistake and would like to turn bk time to fix tht stupid mistake... a stupid mistake can be that it only started off as a joke but it somehow lead to something more than a jokee.. to a stage of seriousness.. oh no! taihendesuyoo~~ myb not that serious.. but quite serious for it to be considered sseriouss… and anywayyy.. after it got accidentally taken for seriouss.. u just wish u can dig a hole and bury urself in it and never face the earth’s surface ever again.. u would also wish that u never did what u have done, but after u have done wat u hav did.. wat can u do to undo wat u have done?
Here’s a little entertainment for you faithful readers, instead of where’s wally, its where’s coconut and melon! have fun, spot us, and tell us via cbox :) please and thankyouuuus
OH dangg.. the image is too big for me to uploadd.. so i shall link you with it and YOU can go take a look and find us :)
http://s467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/mini_tofu/?action=view¤t=2002.jpg
melon.
Today my mood is … *drum rolls please* RANDOM! Hahahahaha, why is that? I dnoo… sleep deprived anddd been anti-socialising for the last couple of dayss.. felt awkward talking to peoplee on msn.. it feels like my first time talking to someone like woah cools wat shud I say nxt to impress them? But noott.. coz after 1 minute I got used to it agen… this is what you get for taking internet away from me you stupid exams!!!!!
Ever wonder why life is such a bitch? Well, I can tell you that if life is a slut.. (lol), it would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy tooooooooo smooooth andd… we wouldn’t experience those hardship we face in our day to day lives andd…probably wouldn’t be where we are now. Rite? I think so.. I guess.. hehehee… do u noe wat those bitches contains?? I can tell you for sure that one of them is economics. Economics can go screw itself, who wants to hear me ramble on import and exports and tariffs and subsidies and opportunity cost and game theory and monopoly, oligopoly, monopolistic competition and perfect competition? And wat is up with Ped = Price/(Pint – Price) where Pint is the D curve tht hits the price axis!? Whoooo caresss.. dun care about elasticity! And price discrimination.. omgg… stop it… its not fair to put a higher price on female haircuts, only because they are inelastic compared to male haircut why do u hav to put a higher price on females only because they are more willing to pay more for their hair!? Arghhhh…. Gayyyynesssss… well anywayyy.. if you are interesteddd.. go buy an economics book and read it urselff.. dun ask mee.. I noe nothing bout it, none at all :)
Mistakeeess. In life.. we make soooooooo many uberly duperly extremely lots of mistakes…and ofcourse one would wish that we have never done that mistake and would like to turn bk time to fix tht stupid mistake... a stupid mistake can be that it only started off as a joke but it somehow lead to something more than a jokee.. to a stage of seriousness.. oh no! taihendesuyoo~~ myb not that serious.. but quite serious for it to be considered sseriouss… and anywayyy.. after it got accidentally taken for seriouss.. u just wish u can dig a hole and bury urself in it and never face the earth’s surface ever again.. u would also wish that u never did what u have done, but after u have done wat u hav did.. wat can u do to undo wat u have done?
Here’s a little entertainment for you faithful readers, instead of where’s wally, its where’s coconut and melon! have fun, spot us, and tell us via cbox :) please and thankyouuuus
OH dangg.. the image is too big for me to uploadd.. so i shall link you with it and YOU can go take a look and find us :)
http://s467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/mini_tofu/?action=view¤t=2002.jpg
melon.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Time to Grow Up
I miss the days where I was driven to and from school, when school consisted of learning the alphabet and counting 1, 2, 3. I miss not having to know what algebra and complex numbers and n-t co ordinates are. I miss the simplicity.
We were allowed to be naïve, we were expected to be innocent. It was just another part of being a child – to just accept, without really questioning.
Being naïve, being innocent, being accepting usuallydidn’t get us into trouble.
As the years went by, learning the alphabet turned into in class essays, 1-2-3 into complex numbers and dimensionless groups. Being naïve and being innocent? It wasn’t such a good thing anymore.
It was acceptable as a child. There were teachers to tell you that picking your nose in public wasn’t such a good idea. Our parents (almost) always kept a wary eye on us, keeping us safe from sharp pointy objects and reminding us about stranger danger.
But what about now? No longer do we have teachers to make sure our homework gets done or telling us that sharing is caring. No longer do our parents watch out for us day in and day out. We lost that dependence in place of responsibility.
We were given responsibility over ourselves. Over what we wanted to learn, when we wanted to sleep, what we wanted to eat – over our actions, and more importantly, the consequences of those actions.
These days, being naïve seems to just get us into trouble. We forget that there are those out there who just want to screw us over. To take advantage of your trust.
Hell, this freakin blog is called Coconuts & Melons. “Coconut” and “Melon” may as well be perverted paedophiles in Singapore living in an underground lair with fake identities, beer bellies and a handlebar moustache. O__O
Point being – you can’t trust and believe everything you see and hear. Things can be faked, plagiarised. Identities can be stolen. People aren’t always what they seem.
coconut.
We were allowed to be naïve, we were expected to be innocent. It was just another part of being a child – to just accept, without really questioning.
Being naïve, being innocent, being accepting usuallydidn’t get us into trouble.
As the years went by, learning the alphabet turned into in class essays, 1-2-3 into complex numbers and dimensionless groups. Being naïve and being innocent? It wasn’t such a good thing anymore.
It was acceptable as a child. There were teachers to tell you that picking your nose in public wasn’t such a good idea. Our parents (almost) always kept a wary eye on us, keeping us safe from sharp pointy objects and reminding us about stranger danger.
But what about now? No longer do we have teachers to make sure our homework gets done or telling us that sharing is caring. No longer do our parents watch out for us day in and day out. We lost that dependence in place of responsibility.
We were given responsibility over ourselves. Over what we wanted to learn, when we wanted to sleep, what we wanted to eat – over our actions, and more importantly, the consequences of those actions.
These days, being naïve seems to just get us into trouble. We forget that there are those out there who just want to screw us over. To take advantage of your trust.
Hell, this freakin blog is called Coconuts & Melons. “Coconut” and “Melon” may as well be perverted paedophiles in Singapore living in an underground lair with fake identities, beer bellies and a handlebar moustache. O__O
Point being – you can’t trust and believe everything you see and hear. Things can be faked, plagiarised. Identities can be stolen. People aren’t always what they seem.
coconut.
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