happy time =]

Because uni has started again =[
Because 8 am lectures with fob lecturers who say "teehhere muss beh noh zerrho uttherwisse zeh mahhtrii haa noh sohlutio" sucks.
Because having no choice but to overload otherwise you-are-not-fulfilling-the-requirements-of-this-degree sucks.
Because cold mornings are painful.

Dumb Warnings :

Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Unknown Blow Dryer

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron

This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Demazin Infant Drops

Warning: May cause drowsiness
Nytol Sleep Aid

Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

This broom does not actually fly.
Harry Potter Toy Broom

Some assembly required.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle

Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
“Guess Who” Game

This product must be cooked before eating.
Swanson TV Dinners

Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Hair Coloring

Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Unknown Hairdryer

Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

Parking for drive-thru service only
McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

Push handle down. Push door in.
Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX

Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX


http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
hehehe

coconut.