Because uni has started again =[
Because 8 am lectures with fob lecturers who say "teehhere muss beh noh zerrho uttherwisse zeh mahhtrii haa noh sohlutio" sucks.
Because having no choice but to overload otherwise you-are-not-fulfilling-the-requirements-of-this-degree sucks.
Because cold mornings are painful.
Dumb Warnings :
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Demazin Infant Drops
Warning: May cause drowsiness
Nytol Sleep Aid
Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth.
Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
This broom does not actually fly.
Harry Potter Toy Broom
Some assembly required.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
“Guess Who” Game
This product must be cooked before eating.
Swanson TV Dinners
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Hair Coloring
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
Unknown Hairdryer
Caution water on road during rain.
Unknown Road, Clemson, SC
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
Parking for drive-thru service only
McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY
Push handle down. Push door in.
Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX
Cemetery Road. Dead End
South Side of San Antonio, TX
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
hehehe
coconut.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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